belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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