THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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