Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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