So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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