The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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