Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Randomize
