You're a womanizer and a bitch.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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