no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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