he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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