And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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