don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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