She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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