woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
His hands were made for my vagina.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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