quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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