I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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