i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
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