its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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