My hand turned me down
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
It was confusing and full of hummus
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
