I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
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