Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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