I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
My brain says no but my pants say off.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
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