Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
Randomize
