i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
My vagina is very pro this idea
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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