did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
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