4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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