ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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