walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Randomize
