Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
he high fived his dick after we had sex
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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