new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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