you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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