One girl and one boy is just not enough.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
