Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
It's shark week go big or go home
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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