Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
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