I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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