I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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