This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
im having a threesome with these popsicles
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
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