so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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