Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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