My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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