i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
