You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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