I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
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