how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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