Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
You're a womanizer and a bitch.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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