So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
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