I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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