Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I wish I only lived at night.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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