Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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