what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
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