Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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